February 2012
Step 1: Draw Ponies doing...aw, fuck it, it doesn't matter. Just draw Ponies.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Person: Sigh
Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
A typical conversation with my parents
Dad: Oh, we finally got your car fixed. It got kind of expensive so this'll be the last time we drop money into it.
Me: [laugh] Yeah. At this point, if it breaks down again, it'd just be easier to get a new used car.
Stepmom: [chiming in for no reason] Well, you had an opportunity to get a used car but you didn't want the Civic because you didn't want to learn stick!
Me: Sigh...
The moral of this story is that my stepmom is a colossal bitch.
